- Trust me you NEED to see this
- What is so important that I need to see it right now?
- It's a video of a dog pooping on a baby
- How do i need to see that? Why would I want to see that? In what possible way could subjecting my eyes and my brain to something that disgusting enrich my life?
-It's a dog, pooping on a baby!

Barney Stinson / Marshall Eriksen